M-Licious continued to tell me her story about finding the perfect colon/rectal surgeon. She walked into his clinic for a consultation, and in the reception area hanging on the wall was a sign that read, "You think YOU'VE had a shitty day". M-Licious said she knew instantly she would like this guy, and sure enough, he was a kind, caring, and friendly doc with a sense of humor. The surgery was scheduled, and her waxing appointment set for the night before the surgery.
"Now," she commented. "I have a favor to ask, because I know you also have a great imagination and sense of humor too". MOI??? What could I possibly do other than create a beautiful, hair-free canvass for Dr. Cor-rectum first thing in the morning"...She asked if I could come up with some type of poem or limerick, and write it on her tush for the nice doctor to see first thing in the morning. Weeeeeeeeee, I thought to myself....I knew someday my poetry would be in demand, but I had no idea it would be written on someone's ass for the entire surgical staff to see.
After waxing M-Licious, I grabbed my sharpie marker and engraved the following on her tush:
Oh how I respect'em
For making my tutor
Look so much cuter !
M-Licisou called me a few days after her surgery, and said we were the talk of the hospital! Ahhhhhh, just another day at the office.
The Wax Slinger