Dr. Correctum

A month or so ago, a client I will refer to as "Mama-Licious"  came in for her usual  bikini wax.  As she assumed the position on my treatment table, she said she wanted a full Brazilian wax this time, instead of her usual bikini cleanup.  She then mentioned it was a special  occasion.  "Really?"  I asked.  "Are you and your sweetheart  celebrating an anniversary?"    "No," M-Licious replied.  "I am having surgery tomorrow, and I want to be nice and clean for my surgeon"...Hmmmm, I thought to myself. What kind of surgery requires a Brazilian wax?  Before long she volunteered the information. It seems that during her last childbirth, she had a nasty tear between the vaginal and rectal area, with resulting scar tissue.  She was so excited about having the surgery.

M-Licious continued to tell me her story about finding the perfect colon/rectal surgeon.  She walked into his clinic for a consultation, and in the reception area hanging on the wall was a sign that read, "You think YOU'VE had a shitty day".  M-Licious said she knew instantly she would like this guy, and sure enough, he was a kind, caring, and friendly doc with a sense of humor. The surgery was scheduled, and her waxing appointment set for the night before the surgery. 

"Now," she commented.  "I have a favor to ask, because I know you also have a great imagination  and sense of humor too".  MOI???  What could I possibly do other than create a beautiful, hair-free canvass for Dr. Cor-rectum first thing in the morning"...She asked if I could come up with some type of poem or limerick, and write it on her tush for the nice doctor to see first thing in the morning.  Weeeeeeeeee, I thought to myself....I knew someday my poetry would be in demand, but I had no idea it would be written on someone's ass for the entire surgical staff to see. 

After waxing M-Licious, I grabbed my sharpie marker and engraved the following on her tush:

Dr. Correctum

Oh how I respect'em

For making my tutor

Look so much cuter !

M-Licisou called me a few days after her surgery, and said we were the talk of the hospital!  Ahhhhhh, just another day at the office.

XOXOXO

The Wax Slinger